Light wood Venetian blind with slats open above a dining table

Blinds

Faux Wood Blinds

All the warmth of a wooden venetian with a practical twist. Faux wood blinds resist moisture and wipe clean, so they're a favourite for kitchens, bathrooms and busy family rooms. We work across Stockton-on-Tees, Middlesbrough, Yarm, Redcar and the towns around Teesside.

  • Free home appointmentAdvice and measuring at your windows
  • Made to measureSized for each window
  • Professional fittingBy our experienced team
  • Local showroomIn Stockton-on-Tees

What are faux wood blinds?

Faux wood blinds are venetian blinds with slats made from a moisture-resistant composite rather than natural timber. Finishes range from crisp painted whites to realistic woodgrain effects.

Why choose faux wood?

Real wood is beautiful but can warp in humid rooms. Faux wood gives you a similar look with practical benefits:

  • It copes with steam in bathrooms and kitchens.
  • It wipes clean with a damp cloth.
  • It's hard-wearing in busy family homes and rentals.

Light and privacy

Like all venetians, you tilt the slats to control light and privacy, and raise the blind fully to clear the window. Decorative tapes can soften the look.

Real wood or faux?

For living rooms and bedrooms, real wooden blinds offer a lighter, natural material. For wet rooms, faux wood is usually the better choice. We'll help you decide at a free home appointment.

Faux wood blinds for kitchens and bathrooms

Faux wood blinds are one of the options we suggest most often for kitchens and bathrooms. Steam from a shower or kettle, and splashes from a sink, can cause natural timber to bow over time, whereas the faux wood slats are made to cope with that moisture. They're also a practical choice for utility rooms, children's rooms and rental properties, where a blind needs to stand up to regular use.

Faux wood slats tend to be a little heavier than real wood, so on very wide windows we may suggest splitting the blind into two or more so each one stays easy to raise and lower.

Slat sizes, colours and tapes

Faux wood blinds come in different slat widths. Wider slats give a more open view when tilted and a bolder look, while narrower slats suit smaller windows. Whites and soft neutrals are popular because they sit comfortably with most kitchens and bathrooms, and woodgrain finishes add warmth. Decorative tapes run down over the cords and give a softer, more traditional finish.

If you'd like a similar look on a larger scale, faux wood shutters are worth comparing too. Shutters are a more permanent fixture, while faux wood blinds can be raised fully to clear the window, so it often comes down to how you'd like the room to look and work.

Fitting and caring for faux wood blinds

We measure and fit every blind ourselves and will check whether the blind should sit inside the recess (the opening the window sits in) or outside it, depending on handles, tiles and window sills. Day to day, a wipe with a damp cloth keeps the slats clean. Our care and maintenance guide has more tips.

Styles & options

Choosing your faux wood blinds

  • Painted finishes

    Whites, creams and greys for a fresh look.

  • Woodgrain effects

    Natural-looking grain in oak, ash and darker tones.

  • Slat widths

    Narrower or wider slats to suit the window.

  • Decorative tapes

    Fabric tapes in place of ladder cords.

  • Wand or cord tilt

    Choose how you tilt the slats.

  • Motorised

    Available on selected systems.

Colours, fabrics & finishes

Materials and finishes

Faux wood slats are made from a composite or PVC material with a painted or woodgrain finish. They look similar to timber at a glance, are slightly heavier and resist moisture far better.

We'll bring samples to your free home appointment so you can compare faux wood with real wood side by side.

Best for

Where faux wood blinds work well

  • Bathrooms

    Copes with steam and humidity.

  • Kitchens

    Wipe-clean slats near cooking areas.

  • Utility rooms

    Hard-wearing and practical.

  • Children's rooms

    Durable and easy to clean.

  • Rental properties

    Long-lasting, low-maintenance.

  • Living rooms

    A wood look at a different price point.

Features & options

Options to consider

  • Moisture resistantWon't warp like real timber.
  • Wipe cleanA damp cloth is enough.
  • Tilt controlFine-tune light and privacy.
  • Inside or outside the recessWe'll advise when measuring.
  • Child-safe controlsFitted as standard.
  • Matching shuttersFaux wood shutters available too.

Why Premier

Why choose Premier Blinds

  • Free Home VisitsExpert advice at your home
  • Made to Measurefor a precise fit
  • Professional InstallationBy our experienced team
  • Manual & MotorisedOptions Available
  • Local Showroomin Stockton-on-Tees

Questions & answers

Your questions about faux wood blinds

What's the difference between faux wood and real wood blinds?

Real wood is lighter and has natural grain variation; faux wood is a moisture-resistant composite that copes better with steam. Both tilt the same way.

Are faux wood blinds suitable for bathrooms?

Yes. They're one of the most popular bathroom choices because they won't warp in humidity.

Are faux wood blinds heavier?

Slightly. For very wide windows we may suggest splitting the blind or using a different system.

Can faux wood blinds go above a kitchen sink?

Yes, they're well suited to that spot because the slats cope with moisture and wipe clean. We'll check the depth of the recess and the position of the tap so the blind can be raised and lowered without catching on anything.

Which slat width should I choose for faux wood blinds?

On larger windows, wider slats give a cleaner view when the blind is open and suit modern rooms. Narrower slats are often better on small windows, where wide slats can look heavy. We'll bring samples so you can see both against your window.

Visit our showroom

See the quality for yourself

Explore our full range of blinds, shutters, curtains and awnings in our spacious showroom. Our experienced team are here to help you find the perfect solution for your home.

Day and night blinds across a bay window

Pictured: made-to-measure day & night blinds. See our ranges in person at our Stockton-on-Tees showroom.

More about faux wood blinds

Premier Blinds supplies and fits made-to-measure faux wood venetian blinds across Stockton-on-Tees and Teesside, ideal for kitchens, bathrooms and busy family rooms where moisture-resistant, wipe-clean slats are needed.